Leaves for sale

I think I have a new business idea.  We sell our leaves for .10 a piece and I think Chad and I both could retire and have a clean yard. They are perfect for interior decorating, kids craft projects, stuffing scarecrows...you name it!  Seriously, my next home will have very few trees.  At least the big oak trees that drop all of these leaves.  The biggest issue is if we went out and cleaned them all up, it would look just like this again in a week or two.  They keep dropping pretty much until springtime when new ones grow and start their own evil plan to make a mess of our yard next fall.  Oh, I forgot to mention...for every bag of leaves purchased we will throw in a big bag of acorns too.  They are great for attracting crazy squirrels, getting stuck between your dog's toes and making him walk funny and staining your driveway when you run over them with your car.

There is a pool under there somewhere.

See.  We won't be running out any time soon.